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Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)
Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)

    Too early/too late blanket BOY (Two-sided print)

    $79.99
      Description

      Are you feeling overworked and underappreciated? Tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of meetings and deadlines? Well, good news! With the "Work-Free Zone" blanket, you can finally escape the drudgery of the daily grind and signal the clear message of "later". Keep the "Too early" side on the outside before 2 pm and then switch to "Too late" for best results. You don't want to look like a moron. Adjust approriatly for time zones.

      This soft and fluffy blanket is the perfect way to create a barrier between you and the outside world. Use it to hide from your boss, your coworkers, or even just the basic responsibilities of adulting. 

      The blanket is made from 100% polyester so it can withstand regular wear and tear, but let's be real, you're not buying it for the quality, you're buying it for the illusion of productivity. It's machine-washable, but let's be honest, you're not going to wash it, you're going to use it as an excuse not to do laundry.

      So, why wait? Order yours today and start living the life of avoiding work. Like a champ.

      .: Material: 100% polyester
      .: Available in 3 sizes
      .: Two-sided print
      .: 2" stitched edge
      .: NB! Strands of white fabric may be partly visible under the print surface