YOU ARE FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT JENNIFER AT HR SAYS.

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  • EASY DETERRENT

    Send the message loud and clear that you are not to be trifled with. But not aggressively. You are just "funny". Jez, can't everybody just calm down? (IRL different finger.)

  • SOMEONE WILL GET ANNOYED

    They started it so they deserve nothing less. We are simply returning the favor of annoying us. We gift the annoyance back to them.

  • SARCASTIC AND IRONIC

    Smoking deer is sarcastic, ironic and sometimes stupid. These are the tools we have to work with since violence is bad. You would probably throw out your back anyway if you took a swing at someone.

  • NEW FRIENDS

    When you wear/use something from Smoking deer you might find new friends who are also equally of sound mind. Make a stone face and a small nod and they will know.

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