YOU ARE FUNNY NO MATTER WHAT JENNIFER AT HR SAYS.

STAFF PICKS

  • EASY DETERRENT

    Send the message loud and clear that you are not to be trifled with. But not aggressively. You are just "funny". Jez, can't everybody just calm down? (IRL different finger.)

  • SOMEONE WILL GET ANNOYED

    They started it so they deserve nothing less. We are simply returning the favor of annoying us. We gift the annoyance back to them.

  • SARCASTIC AND IRONIC

    Smoking deer is sarcastic, ironic and sometimes stupid. These are the tools we have to work with since violence is bad. You would probably throw out your back anyway if you took a swing at someone.

  • NEW FRIENDS

    When you wear/use something from Smoking deer you might find new friends who are also equally of sound mind. Make a stone face and a small nod and they will know.

  • Staff picks

    This workshop could have been a knife fight.This was such a useless...

  • Rude AF

    Ok, this is dark stuff. I mean, really offensive stuff. Wear at...

  • Brainy stuff

    Brainy stuff

    Real Latin, used for evil.For those of us who enjoy confusing other...

  • Black 11 oz ceramic mug with "Covfefe" print

    Stuff

    Lovely evening. There is the door.Stuff for your house doesn't have to...

  • Home office

    I'm not saying that the pandemic was a good thing, but good...

  • White 11 oz ceramic mug with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum (Don't let the bastards get you down)" print

    Kitchen stuff

    Setting the proper low expectations.For the bare minimum kinda dude/dudette. Mugs for...

  • Clothes

    All the clothes that we have on one convenient page for you....

  • T-shirts

    Welcome to our collection of funny, ironic, and sarcastic t-shirts, where we...

  • Descriptive Noise

    Your face says it. Now louder.These t-shirts are quite minimalistic but that...