Yeah, We're lazy and but at the same time we don't want to rip anyone off. Especially not for a few bucks. You just pay what the shipping actually costs. We looked into the whole "shipping strategy" which is a lot of work! It's like a real job. We might be shipping the stuff from different places, so it might look weird because of that. It's all legit, promise.
And also, we are not trying to get you to "ooouu, free shipping! I'm gonna get lots of stuff" like you don't understand that there is no such thing as free in this world. They just put a higher price on the thing. See, now we're also your personal finance coach.
Yeah, probably. Put something in the cart and go through to the shipping step and you will know for sure. It's before the step where you buy so, no harm no foul.
Also, depends on the stuff you got. We get ideas and put it together on a whim more of how funny, cool or stupid it is and we value that more than an "aligned shipping strategy". This is a side gig, love. But with that said, we don't like to spend time with Karens and shippers and stuff so we do filter away weird shipping stuff.
We use Shopify payment. I guess that covers a lot and it's supposedly growing and inclusive. If there is anything cool that you think we should add. We talked about getting some Bitcoin and stuff but yeah. Let us know if there is something that you like that is not just for you.
Is walking outside safe? Yeah, most of the time. There are a lot of scammers out there, I'm not gonna lie. We're not scammers but that is exactly what a scammer would say. But what a scammer won't say is that you are better off using a credit card when you do online shopping. Then you can get your money back from your bank. If you use a debit card that is a whole other story. There. Another personal finance tip, 100% free.
You don't want it anymore? Don't like it? Well, aint that a shame. Then just don't buy stuff on a whim. We don't do returns for feelings. Welcome to being an adult.
Aw, man. Shit. Sorry. Yeah we need to fix that. Send us a pic of the thing and the order details and all that. We'll see what we can do. We'll figure it out if you get your money back or if you get a new one, cool?
Annoy your coworkers with being a bit vauge about what is in your mug. If they do say anything you can can always say "Well... what do you think?! GOSH! Could be tea. Do you hate the British or something? Whatever. Is there anything else I can do for you today, Jennifer?"
What is the mug? It's a normal glossy black ceramic mug that holds 11 oz or what some other weirdos would say 33 cl. You can drink out of it and everything. Put it in the dishwasher? Sure.
