Partner in crime t-shirt

Welcome to the single's club, where the standards are high and the sarcasm is thick. Our "Partner in Crime" t-shirt is less of an invitation and more of a warning label—in stylish shades of white, black, military green, and grey. This isn't your typical plea for company; it's a selective search for the exceptionally twisted.

Emblazoned with "Now accepting applications for partner in crime. Must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm, and adult language," this shirt is for those who prefer their relationships like their coffee: dark and potentially hazardous to one's health. Questionable morals? Not just optional, but expected. Spontaneous nudity? Well, let's say it’s strongly encouraged.

Tailor-made for the daringly single, this t-shirt isn’t about finding love—it’s about finding someone just as delightfully deranged as you are. Whether you’re prowling the nightlife or just swaggering through your daily chaos, wear it as a badge of defiance against mundane matches.

Don this tee and let it filter out the faint-hearted, leaving only those with enough nerve to step into your unpredictable world. After all, if you're going to be bad, why do it alone? Why not find someone whose devilish charm matches your own? Here’s to finding that rare accomplice who can not only keep up but also raise the stakes.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size