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Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt
Two idiot wolves - t-shirt

    Two idiot wolves - t-shirt

    $39.99
      Description

      Forget the fierce battle within—you’ve got two wolves, and let’s just say they’re not the alpha types. Our “I Have Two Wolves in Me and They're Both Idiots” t-shirt is the perfect sarcastic spin on the trendy inner struggle trope, available in the fittingly lackluster colors of white, black, military green, and grey.

      This t-shirt doesn’t just wear its heart on its sleeve—it parades its playful pessimism front and center. It’s ideal for those days when you feel a tad more self-deprecating than self-actualizing. Whether you’re navigating the wild terrain of another Monday or roaming the social wilderness of a casual hangout, this shirt declares that your internal beasts are more likely to chase their tails than any profound destiny.

      Pair this tee with a sarcastic smirk at your next gathering, and prepare for nods of agreement or amused chuckles—it’s a beacon for anyone who’s ever felt their inner fauna could use a bit more brainpower. Wear it proudly: it's not just a fashion statement, it’s an icebreaker, a mood setter, and a reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles are less epic saga and more sitcom-worthy shenanigans.

      .: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
      .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
      .: Classic fit
      .: Tear-away label
      .: Runs true to size

       

        S M L XL 2XL 3XL
      Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
      Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
      Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39