Single but not THAT desperate t-shirt

Introducing our "Single but Not THAT Desperate" t-shirt, available in sleek shades of white, black, military green, and grey. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your personal shield against unwanted advances. Proudly broadcasting your solo status, it's a tongue-in-cheek warning that while you're open to offers, your standards are skyscraper-high.

Perfect for navigating the minefield of social interactions, this tee is your armor in the battleground of bad pickup lines and half-hearted suitors. Getting approached by someone who doesn’t quite tickle your fancy? Simply point to the bold text scrawled across your chest and fire off a stare that says, "Read the fine print, buddy."

Ideal for those family functions where "still single?" is a sport, or those nights out when you're just not in the mood to mingle unless it's absolutely worth your while. This shirt isn't just a statement—it's a lifestyle. Wear it with pride and enjoy the buffer zone it provides, letting only the truly daring (and decidedly hilarious) through.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size