No pain no pain t-shirt

We are all getting to old for this sh*t. It's just so super annoying with all those meatheads who scream "no pain, no gain". Ugh. No. Go away. And what they don't get is that no pain is a reward in itself. Some of us might not experience this physical state unsupported by substances ever again.  

It's a unisex design because we are lazy, just like you. And this shirt is for lazy days anyway. An ordinary standard t-shirt that goes with anything that's been lying around on the bedroom floor. The point is not to look amazing, it's to BE amazing. 

With that said, this unisex heavy cotton tee is a classic. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. We added the special message that you are filled with... mostly coffee. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms, we hate that. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size