Rome thinks of me

While ordinary mortals daydream about Rome, the Eternal City seems oddly obsessed with you. Slip into the "Rome Thinks of Me" t-shirt, crafted in the deep, introspective shades of white, black, military green, and grey. This isn't just a tee—it's a dark twist on narcissism, seasoned with a pinch of historical irony.

For those who fancy the idea that their essence might just haunt the halls of ancient ruins, this shirt is a sardonic nod to your supposed significance. Forget being another face in the crowd fantasizing about Roman grandeur; according to this bold declaration, you're the modern muse of mythic empires.

Wear it as a cheeky assertion in the subway's underbelly or a smirking confession at the local bar. It’s perfect for those who wield their humor like a dagger, subtly yet sharply making its point: while the world romanticizes Rome, Rome might just be romanticizing you.

So, throw on this t-shirt and walk with the quiet confidence of one who’s whispered about in venerable, cobblestone streets. After all, it’s one thing to think of Rome, quite another to be thought of by Rome—or so your dark tee would have them believe.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size