Too close t-shirt

We need people to back the duck off. I mean seriously, why is it always too peoply out? With this t-shirt you can be gently announcing to people who don't understand bounderies that you do NOT like them or them being this close. Sure, they might buy you a drink and leave you alone for the rest of your life (best thing EVER!!!) but it's not very likely is it? They probably have questions and want you to talk to them or they have long winded boring stories that you have to listen to and can't get a damn word in. Most people are just not worth it. 

It's a unisex design because we are lazy, just like you. And this shirt is for lazy days anyway. An ordinary standard t-shirt that goes with anything that's been lying around on the bedroom floor. The point is not to look amazing, it's to BE amazing. 

With that said, this unisex heavy cotton tee is a classic. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. We added the special message that you are filled with... mostly coffee. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms, we hate that. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size