..and the horse you rode in on t-shirt

For those days when a simple “goodbye” just won’t cut it, our “Te Futueo Et Caballum Tuum” t-shirt steps in to say what you really mean: “Screw you and the horse you rode in on.” Drenched in sarcasm and available in understated hues of black, white, navy, and maroon, this shirt is your go-to for making a statement without raising your voice.

Crafted for the cunning linguists with a taste for historical burns, this tee is all about embracing your inner anti-hero. Wear it to casual outings, ironic history presentations, or that family gathering where you really wish you could teleport elsewhere. It’s not just a tee; it’s your armor against the mundane niceties of everyday banter.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good, old-fashioned slap with a linguistic twist. Throw this on and let your wardrobe do the talking. Whether people get the joke or not, you’re covered, making a clear statement that even though you’ve got style, you’re not here to please everyone. Especially not that metaphorical horse or its rider.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size