86% of all statistics is made up

Spotlight on our “86% of All Statistics Are Made Up” t-shirt, cloaked in undeniably chic shades of white, black, military green, and grey. This isn’t just attire—it’s your armor against the bombardment of baseless data, especially in places where tall tales are as common as spilled drinks and missed deadlines.

Picture this: You're at a dimly lit bar or trudging through another endless day at work when that guy—the king of conjured numbers—starts spouting statistics to boost his fragile ego. Firing back with facts? Exhausting and frankly, not nearly as satisfying as it should be.

Enter your new favorite tee. It's your silent, sardonic response to the nonsense, cutting through the chatter without you having to say a word. As he rambles on, a simple point to your chest delivers the punchline that’s both a conversation stopper and a crowd-pleaser.

This t-shirt is perfect for those who like their drinks strong and their data stronger. Wear it and bring a touch of humor to the tediousness of work meetings or the predictability of happy hour. It’s about lacing a little bit of darkness into your day with a smirk, making it clear that you’re not buying what they’re selling—not today, not ever.

So, wrap yourself in this tee and revel in the irony. While they inflate their stories, you can celebrate your cynic's comfort, knowing you're the smartest skeptic in the room.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size