For all you champions of the snooze button, this “Hurkle-Durkle” t-shirt celebrates your mastery in the fine art of staying in bed. Coming in the contemplative hues of black, white, navy, and maroon, this shirt is a wink and a nod to those mornings (or afternoons...we don't judge) where getting up is optional and ambition is on mute.
What's hurkle-durkle? Only the most noble of ancient practices: lingering in bed long after you wake. Wear this t-shirt as a tribute to all those moments spent debating if gravity feels stronger and if the air outside the covers is indeed a myth.
Perfect for leisurely weekend wanderings, late-night binge sessions, or, ironically, even for the gym on those rare occasions you feel like proving a point. This tee is about embracing the joy of rest, the resistance against morning alarms, and the universal truth that sometimes, the best part of waking up is going back to sleep.
So, slap on this shirt when you’re ready to tackle the day...tomorrow. Flaunt your commitment to relaxation with every wear, because if hurkle-durking was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely be in contention for gold.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
