Welcome to your existential uniform: the "Work Poem" t-shirt, succinctly summarizing the daily slog as "Coffee - Blah Blah Blah - Drive Home - Beer." Available in the somber tones of white, black, military green, and grey, this tee is the wardrobe staple for every weary soul trudging through the modern wasteland of employment.
This is more than just a t-shirt; it’s a silent scream in soft cotton. Embrace the bleak humor of your cyclic existence with a design that understands the true essence of any workday: endure, disengage, escape.
Ideal for those soul-crushing meetings, the unbearable brightness of office lights, or the sweet relief of clocking out. It’s your armor against the relentless mundanity, a flag of defiance flown with a resigned smirk. Let this shirt be your quiet rebellion as you countdown to the real highlight of your day—the sacred evening beer.
Slip this on and let its grim truth resonate with every sympathetic nod you receive. After all, if life's a carousel of monotony, you might as well ride it with some sardonic style.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
