Forget the fierce battle within—you’ve got two wolves, and let’s just say they’re not the alpha types. Our “I Have Two Wolves in Me and They're Both Idiots” t-shirt is the perfect sarcastic spin on the trendy inner struggle trope, available in the fittingly lackluster colors of white, black, military green, and grey.
This t-shirt doesn’t just wear its heart on its sleeve—it parades its playful pessimism front and center. It’s ideal for those days when you feel a tad more self-deprecating than self-actualizing. Whether you’re navigating the wild terrain of another Monday or roaming the social wilderness of a casual hangout, this shirt declares that your internal beasts are more likely to chase their tails than any profound destiny.
Pair this tee with a sarcastic smirk at your next gathering, and prepare for nods of agreement or amused chuckles—it’s a beacon for anyone who’s ever felt their inner fauna could use a bit more brainpower. Wear it proudly: it's not just a fashion statement, it’s an icebreaker, a mood setter, and a reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles are less epic saga and more sitcom-worthy shenanigans.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
