Introducing our "Single but Not THAT Desperate" t-shirt, available in sleek shades of white, black, military green, and grey. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your personal shield against unwanted advances. Proudly broadcasting your solo status, it's a tongue-in-cheek warning that while you're open to offers, your standards are skyscraper-high.
Perfect for navigating the minefield of social interactions, this tee is your armor in the battleground of bad pickup lines and half-hearted suitors. Getting approached by someone who doesn’t quite tickle your fancy? Simply point to the bold text scrawled across your chest and fire off a stare that says, "Read the fine print, buddy."
Ideal for those family functions where "still single?" is a sport, or those nights out when you're just not in the mood to mingle unless it's absolutely worth your while. This shirt isn't just a statement—it's a lifestyle. Wear it with pride and enjoy the buffer zone it provides, letting only the truly daring (and decidedly hilarious) through.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
