Here’s a shirt that knows exactly how much you adore taking orders: not at all. Our “Illegitimi Non Carborundum” t-shirt is a fashionably snarky nod to those who've had it up to here with the day's nonsense. Available in the kind of colors that won't scream for attention—black, white, navy, and maroon—it's your new go-to uniform for battling through the daily grind with a smirk.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a battle cry in 100% cotton. Designed for the thinkers, the eye-rollers, and everyone who secretly enjoys correcting grammar online. It’s comfortable enough to nap in and stylish enough to offend your less literate enemies, subtly.
Throw this on when you’re ready to face the world, or at least tolerate it. Perfect for days when you feel like sending a message that’s both historical and a little bit hostile. Because sometimes, the best way to bear the unbearable is to do it while looking unbotheredly cool. So, suit up, wear your defiance on your chest, and remember—don't let the bastards get you down, not today.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
| Length, in |
27.99 |
29.02 |
30.00 |
31.02 |
32.01 |
32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.17 |
9.45 |
9.72 |
10.00 |
10.39 |
