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We've even added a special message on the shirt that accurately reflects your current state of being - \"Filled with mostly coffee.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut don't be fooled by its simplicity, this classic tee is designed with quality in mind. It has no side seams, so you won't be bothered by any itchy interruptions under your arms. The shoulders are reinforced with tape for improved durability, ensuring that it will last longer than your last cup of coffee. 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